The camp was interesting, to say the least. Welcome to the world of second rate showers, hair cleaning in the sink and putrid stenches. It's camp bath time at it's least glamorous. Yes, oh. My hair is completely clean, without a doubt. My body on the other hand, has suffered in silence, smelling like onions.

Yes. I smelt like onions. Cover your noses, people. It'll save you the pain. Whenever I read -----'s blog, I feel so inclined to update my blog it is scary. And I scan my computer for notepad cause Blogger is freakin useless.

Oh, yeah. Back to the topic of smell.

Wait.

That's wrong. Forget I said that.

The first day, I came half an hour early, obeying like a loyal servant to ________ the "Queen". Humble servants, let us join together in our fortitude. Oh, the torture. Seriously, it was redundant, what with the completely ridiculous character changes and stuff.

Wells. Bindhu is lucky that she is not crushing any of the seniors, then she would have to worry about how she looks in front of them.

"on my knees, I ask for one last dance"

After the oh so important meeting, we met with the other levels and joined hands and sang "To Praise be to Bindhu". No, really, we did. And everyone bowed down to the shrine of me. And I am shiny.

OKKK, crazy. That was random.

And so is this:

WHWHAHAWHAUIEHGEAIGJHEI0TGJPWDO,SE9YIA FYHBRIP!

Ignore that sudden burst of insanity. They attempted to captivate us into icebreakers. And somehow, Bindhu was the child of all Teasing. And, THAT, is not an exaggeration. Too bad they don't have an efinity for me. Or, do they? DON'T THINK DIRTY, BINDHU.

Let's clean my head.

Wait.

It's already immaculate.

After them, we were split into groups and were told that we would be doing everything with them. Right. Sure, we did. My group name was Hookers.... ARGHHHHH. Well, not many people venture to lower themselves to be chickens. It's a whole new level of stupidity. Joy.

Going into our sleeping rooms, doing the aforementioned thing of bathing in the nice toilets. WHOOPEE. Sing for joy, people. I can hear the choir. IS THAT MY MELODIOUS VOICE I HEAR?

The Dinner was great, and we were opposite the GB girls, who were choking down their healthy dinner. We, on the other end, had junk food. The Whole nine yards. Michelle took my pizza. *POUTS* Not the entire thing, I would have killed her first. And man, killing is fun. So sue me. I like sharp and pointy objects.

YES, Have I told you our dinner? KFC and Canadian Pizza. I was very surprised that they would serve us edible food as opposed to the crap that is normally served to us. And boy, I didn't have ONE problem finishing MY food.

The Sec 4 Farewell was not mushy, and the Sec 2's and 3's were great(:.

Elections were fine, congrats to Fanya who is level head(:.

You see,the nominees, we were supposed to stand outside with Sivanyaa(I don't particularly know how to spell her name, sorry, my minions). She popped her eyeballs out really disturbingly too. Woosh.

Macs breakfast was good, yummy and made Binny happy. ((:

PIRATES!


NOT GOING TO REVEAL ANYTHING...
BUT...

JOHNNY DEPP AND ORLANDO BLOOM <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

ARE SO HOT!!!
AH.

They are yummy.

There was this part where Will was kissing Elizeabeth's knee, and Shabbna and I were giggling while Clara was saying that it should be censored.

Shabbna and I were waiting with bated breath to see them kiss.

AND WE WERE REWARDED WITH A GREAT ONE.

Gawd, we're sick bastards.

WHATEVER,

JOHNNY DEPP<3333

ORLANDO BLOOM<3333

























"my undoing, my pain and my death."